Remote Control Sex Toys

An Etiquette Guide to Remote Control Sex Toys

 

Sex toys that can be controlled via the Internet — have been around since the ’80s (though, in their multiple iterations, they never quite caught on…imagine a mechanical dildo plugged into your computer). Recently, however, advances in tech have given us plenty of opportunity to take the category much, much further.

Enter Durex’s new Funderwear, remote control undies that can be activated via a smartphone app. Their similarity to other remote control vibrators on the market (all of which have a much shorter remote range) make them a viable, best-of-both-worlds option for those looking to play around with new forms of cybersex and long-distance lovin’.

Remote control vibes can definitely be fun for couples. They can be the perfect way to spice up a sex life that’s become routine. They can be an ideal, lower-risk way to play around with exhibitionism. And, in the case of Funderwear, they can change the way you engage in long-distance cybersex.

But there are other considerations as well. After all, there can be too much of a good thing. Also, if you take your toys out in public (which many of these new products are designed to facilitate) what about the people around you? While the thrill of possibly getting caught is great, the person who catches you may be less than thrilled. PDA on that level is not for everyone.*

Here’s your etiquette guide for remote-control sex toys.

1. Set some ground rules. If you were about to engage in BDSM, you would set rules. If you were about to bring your monogamous life partner to a sex party, you would set rules. If you were thinking of trying a threesome, you would set rules. Playing with sex toys may seem less complicated, but when it comes to bringing your sex play to a public place, you should discuss certain things, like times when it is NOT okay to remotely activate your chica’s clitoris. (Business meetings. Church. The opera. Etc.)

2. Come up with a safe word. As an extension of the tip above, decide upon a safe word the pleasure-receiver can use (either in person or via text) if he or she is suddenly in a less-than-ideal environment for orgasms, if the constant vibrations become too damn much, or if the world implodes.

3. Choose your milieu carefully. Have you ever seen The Ugly Truth? I haven’t seen the whole thing (few people have), but I’ve seen clips, including the one scene that everyone seems to have watched where Katherine Heigl is brought to orgasm at the dinner table…in a fancy restaurant, surrounded by her colleagues. BAD idea. In addition to appropriateness levels, one should also consider factors like background noise, especially considering how loud some of these vibes can be. I mean, I get it. The public place is part of the fun. But you have to consider the feelings of the people around you, no matter how sexy the whole experience is. You have to be discreet. Period.

4. Don’t jump the gun. Tell your partner — the one handling the remote — to surprise you. It’s much more fun to be surprised by the stimulation timing and strength of the vibrations. Challenge your partner to bring you to the brink of orgasm again and again…and then pull back. If you have a visual on each other, the partner with the remote can use this as an opportunity to learn more about the physical signs of your arousal: heavy breathing, flushed cheeks, erect nipples. You don’t want the excitement to end too soon!

5. Don’t be greedy. Most remote control sex toys are designed for a woman’s pleasure. But Funderwear has underwear sets for women and men. So you can take turns. Besides, you may find you like taking control, you dirty dominatrix, you.**

*I once watched a couple dry hump at a bar for at least 45 minutes. Get a room! (Or go to a sex party!)

Recommended:

 10 Function Remote Mini Egg

Made for fun on the go, this 10 Function Remote Mini Egg is the ultimate travel companion, for it's convenience and waterproof, it can offer you distinctive orgasm anywhere. Because of the remote control, you can play it with your partner.
 

• Exquisite dial controller design.
• 10 speed pulse vibration with 10 different vibration patterns.
• Measures 1.38 inches width and 3.15 inches length.
• Function of g-spot and clitoral stimulator, massager.
• The perfect egg waterproof and secret low noise vibrating.
• Made from durable and easy to clean ABS material.
• Designed for travel – take it with you wherever you go.
• Vibrator uses 2 pcs AAA batteries and 1 pcs 23A battery (exclude battery).

 Remote Control Large Power Bullet

 Remote Control Large Power Bullet is exquisitely designed for it's aphrodisiac pink color, it also offers ten different speeds vibration which can meet the needs of everyone.

What’s more, it’s remote control, you can use it from a long distance or pass the controller panel to your partner, even in the public place, you can still experience a distinctive orgasm.

All the features of the Remote Control Large Power Bullet are as below:

• Slips easily inside your pussy for discreet stimulation.
• Wear it around town and use it in public for naughty thrills.
• Pick from 10 different vibration speeds and patterns.
• Small and discreet controller clips onto your keychain.
• Antenna doubles as a retrieval cord for your safety.
• Waterproof for fun in the shower, pool or hot tub.
• Measures 1.38 inches wide and 2.36 inches long, insertable.
• Made from firm ABS with smooth coating for increased comfort.
• Wireless controller uses 2 LR1 batteries.

  

Wireless Remote Control Bullet

Buzz her pussy without laying a finger on her! If you want a more adventurous sex life, then you’ll love this Wireless Remote Control Bullet designed for use in public!

• Slips easily inside your pussy for discreet stimulation.
• Wear it around town and use it in public for naughty thrills.
• Pick from 10 different vibration speeds and patterns.
• Small and discreet controller clips onto your keychain.
• Antenna doubles as a retrieval cord for your safety.
• Egg waterproof for fun in the shower, pool or hot tub.
• Measures 1.38 inches wide and 3.15 inches long.
• Made from firm but soft ABS material.
• Bullet vibrator uses Use 2 pcs LR1 batteries (exclude battery).

Remote Control Vibrating Egg

Remote Control Vibrating Egg is a powerful mini vibrator that can lift you up. Work your way through the intense speeds and patterns, whether alone or with your lover, at home or out and about. That means the Remote Controlled Egg is great to use on your own or as part of a couple.

All the features of Remote Control Vibrating Egg are as below:

• Made from soft and body-safe ABS material.
• With 1.38 inches width and 3.15 inches length.
• 10 speed control vibration with 10 speed pulse vibration.
• The function of g-spot and clitoral stimulator, massager.
• Perfect egg waterproof and low noise vibrating.
• Vibrator with the special feature of remote cointrol.
• Free shipping and discreet package with the best quality.
• Use 2 pcs AAA and 1 pcs 23A battery (exclude battery).